Ratana: The Spoilt Poop Machine

     Ratana poops. Everywhere. I don't know what is WRONG with this adorable ball of white and mauve fur. He is naughty. NAUGHTY. He poops next to the TV when the toilet door is wiiiide open for him to poop in. He scratches all the expensive leather handbags, and the expensive Hush Puppies luggage bags, the bedsheet at the corner of our beds, the sofa, and even the old cardboard guitar box.

When Poop Machine is younger and whiter

     Our previous cat Kitty-Pins gave birth to an ugly white kitten around 2011 and the kitten seems to be following in its mother's footsteps by pooping anywhere it fudging likes. Luckily it didn't become aggresive like its mother who bites ANYONE or ANYTHING that might hover around her tummy area.
     Most of the time, Ratana would jump on the table where the TV is placed and blocked the ENTIRE screen when someone is watching. He would suddenly sprint from the other side of the room to accumulate speed and then he would jump in front of the TV half-skidding and he would sit there grooming himself until someone who is worthy of his physical charm and presence would stomp over and either carry him gently on to the floor or grabbing him roughly by the scruff of his neck and make him fly out to the front door if it is opened.

THIS CAT DEMANDS ATTENTION

      Ratana loves squeezing into tight spaces such as the Mandarin oranges box, the basket my mom always brings to the tamu for vegetable-shopping, our empty and opened luggage bags, a clean and empty trash bin with the plastic bag on, a clean and empty trash bin without the plastic bag on, in the cupboard and in this example below:

-_-

     Ratana also has this weird habit of drinking ANYTHING that isn't hot in our mugs. He drinks green tea, water, cola, milk coffee, milo, nestum, shandy, beer etc as long as it's not hot. So we must never leave our drinks on the table unattended or he might do something like this:

Weird. Though I still love him.